HUMOUR

and All Signs’ Ironing Styles

by Walks Far Woman

ARIES: The Aries Moon will put the spark back into your ironing today, but you could be prone to burn holes in your silk pajamas.You could accomplish much ironing in a short time and blow a lot of steam.
Aries’ ironing style: Aries people make a dash into ironing, as if there was no tomorrow. These accident-prone and short-tempered individuals could and will, from time to time, burn themselves and the clothes they are ironing. But their ironing is inspired and fearless. We have found amongst Aries many ironing pioneers, who opened the way for us to follow. Fast workers, but unpredictable.******

TAURUS: Slow but sure ironing Moon today. Don’t let anyone hurry you.  Contemplation of your handy work will prove rewarding. Ideal day to do the ironing close to nature, in a paddock, under the shade of a tree, with your favorite cow.
Taurus’ ironing style: Taurus makes slow-moving ironing individuals, who may test the patience of faster moving types. But their ironing, when finally done, is usually of excellent quality. A drawback is their tendency to fall asleep on the ironing board, or have numerous breaks for protracted morning and afternoon’s tea.

GEMINI: Ironing could be a breeze today, with the slight risk of becoming superficial, skipping the most difficult folds. There may be a lot of talking, but little ironing.
Gemini’s ironing style: Gemini can do a lot of things, including ironing, but often lack the staying power and consistency for best ironing results. A suggestion could be to do something else while ironing: watching tv, doing your email, cross words, computer games come to mind. Or try variety, like socks one minute, bikinis the next etc.

CANCER: When it comes to ironing Baby clothes, booties and maternity bras you cannot beat the Moon in home loving Cancer. You could do the laundry too and, why not, bake some cookies today.
Cancer’s ironing style: perhaps the best Sign for ironing, Cancer has the patience and self-abnegation conducive to better ironing. Cancer’s caring nature will make sure the clothes are also carefully folded and placed in drawers with sprigs of fragrant lavender. But, beware, once they have done the ironing for you they will have you in their pockets.

LEO: Ironing can be a lot of fun today, a creative Moon Leo experience. You may also feel generous and warmhearted and let your loved ones do your ironing!
Leo’s ironing style: these fun-loving people are often too busy having fun to find time for ironing. When they do though their ironing is full of passion and warmth, if a bit slap-dash. On the other hand, Leos make excellent bosses and supervisors in ironing joints and sweat shops, their beaming personality able to inspire even the least willing.

VIRGO: This is the perfect Moon to iron those difficult items, like plaited skirts and parachutes. You could end the day darning old socks in the moon light.
Virgo’s ironing style: Virgo has one of the best ironing reputation of the whole Zodiac; their attention to detail a gift to the ironing community. Because Virgo’s own benchmarks are so high, they may become too critical and nit-picking of others less perfectionist individuals. Not always their standard of excellence meets with adequate reward and acknowledgement.

LIBRA: What to iron, woolen or cottons? It could prove difficult to choose today. Find time to iron together with your sweetheart and watch your love life bloom.
Libra’s ironing style: Libra people love their clothes and their loved ones’ crease-less and elegant at all times. They are known to have high expectations in ironing as in a lot of other matters. When the ideal results are not achieved they may become sorely disappointed. They need to grasp the difference between ideal and real ironing.

SCORPIO: This Moon’s intensity and passion could make your ironing an unforgettable experience today. Share it with someone you can trust.
Scorpio’s ironing style: Scorpio’s brooding nature can find great emotional release in ironing. They will want to try everything, at least once, willing to break personal and social taboos on the ironing board. They will search the depth and achieve the heights of the ironing experience.They are the best people to call upon in an ironing emergency.

SAGITTARIUS: Did you know? Portable irons are now available for busy Sagittarius Moon’s globetrotters, to iron on the run. Make ironing an adventure today.
Sagittarius’ ironing style: Sagittarius’ fiery energy usually prompts its subjects to activities such as climbing the social ladder, traveling, preaching or exploring their own ironing myth. Ironing is often no priority for this restless and gregarious Sign. As in many other things, Sagittarius people tend to promise more ironing than they can actually deliver.

CAPRICORN: with the Moon in business savvy Capricorn you could today transform this age-old hobby into a money-making enterprise. You will iron your way to the top.
Capricorn’s ironing style: Another excellent ironing Sign. Capricorn are ambitious and methodical ironers, always striving to do better and achieve their full ironing potential. They may start ironing at a young age, being more mature than their years, and keep on ironing to a ripe old age. Depressive moods may occasionally mar their ironing performance.

AQUARIUS: A great day to iron with friends and groups of  like-minded people, to encourage cooperation and mutual understanding. Join the ironing revolution!
Aquarius’ ironing style: Aquarians tend to be theoretical ironing individuals. They make great teachers in ironing schools, at all levels, but especially in Adult Education. They are also inventive and technology savvy, and don’t mind to share their knowledge. An old tradition vouches that it was an Aquarian who invented the first iron, perhaps toward the end of the Iron Age.

PISCES: Ironing could be a spiritual experience today. On the other hand you may need to come down to earth for the duration, and actually start ironing, not just waffle about it!
Pisces’ ironing style: These dreamy types, believe it or not, can make sensitive ironers, in touch with the clothes they are ironing and the essence of the people who wear them. But they can also be emotional and moody, not an ideal quality for steady and safe ironing. Visualizing ironing and meditating upon the ironing process could prove more rewarding than its materialistic manifestation.